Gonzo's ToolBox: Brain Damage

Gonzo’s ToolBox: Brain Damage

Throughout the evolution of the modern vehicle, there have been an increasing number of duties taken over by computers. These computers have not only made the engine more fuel efficient, but also more environmentally friendly. Nowadays, these systems are starting to "think" for themselves and make decisions for the driver. Things like park assist, keeping a safe distance between cars on the road and collision avoidance are just a few examples of the capabilities of the modern computer-driven automobile.

Throughout the evolution of the modern ­vehicle, there have been an increasing number of duties taken over by computers. These computers have not only made the ­engine more fuel efficient, but also more environmentally friendly. Nowadays, these systems are starting to “think” for themselves and make decisions for the driver. Things like park assist, keeping a safe distance between cars on the road and collision avoidance are just a few ­examples of the capabilities of the modern computer-driven automobile.

In some ways, the car has become a thinking, reasoning and quite capable robotic apparatus. You’re not so sure of that? Well, let’s define robotic function and a robot’s task. A robot is a device that manipulates its surroundings by way of certain inputs, which are dictated by the software or information instructions set into its protocol. In a sense, the information is its brain. Not all “robots” are in a form of the walking-talking version; a robot can be stationary and ­perform one task over and over again.

Take, for example, the Anti-lock Brake System (ABS). This can be considered a robotic function. The ABS module (or brain) is given a task by way of its programming, and, in turn, watches for certain input signals from various sources such as the wheel speed sensors, brake pedal application, and engine and transmission inputs. It’s a stationary robot in a non-stationary setting. If the system fails to follow the preset instructions, it gives the driver an indication of its condition by way of a service light.  

The necessary repair is still left up to the technician. I’m kind of glad for that, as I don’t know if I’m up to dealing with the “Terminator” mentality of a walking, talking robotic device that inevitability figures out it’s smarter than its creator. These days, a modern technician uses a computer to talk to the vehicle’s computer. That makes it three “brains” involved in determining the reason for the service light: two cyber brains and one human brain. And, each one of them has to do its job correctly. 

When one or more of these “brains” malfunctions (and, yes, I do mean the technician’s too), the whole process of figuring out the problem becomes a lesson in futility. 

I recently had a car in the shop that wasn’t communicating with any of my scanners. As the technician, aka “The Human Brain,” it was my task to figure out why and where the lack of communication was originating. It wasn’t long before I tracked down the culprit. Not only was the main PCM in the car dead, but so were several other processors. It looked like a case of brain damage to me. All the usual suspects for this type of problem, such as power sources, grounds and communication lines, checked out to be in good condition. The test results showed that the car had been struck by lightning. It appeared that this little robotic wonder of modern technology had been done in by Mother Nature herself. Even in the electronic age…Mother Nature still rules.

But among the variations of problems a technician can run across, there are those occasions where the car is fine, but its second brain (the “scanner”) is damaged in some way. On occasion, I’ve had to deal with an uncooperative scanner. After getting in and out of a car countless times, and the endless twisting and manipulating of the cords and connections, the scanner can come down with its own form of brain damage. Sometimes, it’s the service cord at fault, while other times it’s the scanner itself. (I keep the shipping boxes just in case I have to send one in for repair.)

The big problem for the consumer these days is the modern car can’t function without these ­computers, nor can the modern technician diagnose or repair a lot of the functions without a computer to talk to the car. We’ve become so dependent on the electronic wizardry of these modern conveniences, that our world today couldn’t function as we know it without them.

Sometimes, I feel like I’ve got brain damage myself when I’m trying to figure out the multitude of problems brought on by all these electronic components. There are numerous problems that exist only in today’s cars ­because of all of these technical advancements. You wouldn’t see some of these problems in a car without a computer under the hood.

In years past, a lot of car components were rebuilt right in the shop, and most everything was a “hands-on” repair. A tech ­removed a part, would take it down to its individual components, replace one or more parts of the original component, and then reassemble it. That is not the case today. Most parts are electronic or have been manufactured in a way that the individual parts can’t be taken apart. Most of today’s automotive ­repairs require a higher degree of understanding of electronics, as well as mechanical aptitude. You really need both to be a good tech these days.

Our technical advancements and electronic world is moving closer and closer to a place that our forefathers of just one generation ago would never recognize. It won’t be long before the automatous car is the norm (which is nothing more than a robot on wheels), and imagine what they would think of those!

These innovations are enough to give me brain damage if I ever get a chance to stop and think about them long enough. Technology will continue to evolve and dealing with those changes is what today’s successful ­technician must expertly do. 

You May Also Like

Embracing Cutting-Edge Solutions the Industry has to Offer

Embracing cutting-edge solutions is strategic and imperative for technicians navigating the constantly changing landscape of automotive maintenance and repair.

Nadine Battah

Remember last month how I said 2024 was your year to be the technicians you always wanted to be? Remaining stagnant as a technician is simply not an option anymore if you want to be successful in the automotive industry. You must proactively seek out opportunities to embrace new tools, techniques and solutions that promise to enhance efficiency, accuracy and customer satisfaction.Embracing what’s new is strategic and imperative for technicians navigating the constantly changing landscape of automotive maintenance and repair.One of the top reasons I can give you for embracing new technology is the potential for improved diagnostic accuracy and efficiency. With the arrival of advanced diagnostic tools, like the Bosch ADS 625X, the Autel IA900, or the Hunter ADASLink, technicians can pinpoint issues with precision, reducing guesswork and minimizing the risk of a comeback. Whether it’s sophisticated tools or cutting-edge software solutions, the ability to leverage these new tools should empower you to deliver next-level service and drive positive repair experiences for your customers.Another thing to keep in mind is that embracing new technology and equipment opens doors to expanded service offerings. From state-of-the-art lifts and alignment systems, to specialized tools designed for specific makes and models, investing in the latest equipment enables you and other technicians to tackle a larger range of repairs and maintenance with confidence and precision. As the technology in cars continue to evolve, so too must the tools and equipment that technicians rely on to get the job done.Embracing new technology and equipment can also lead to improved productivity in the shop. By leveraging high-quality products that are specifically designed for today’s vehicles, you can streamline workflow, minimize downtime and deliver exceptional results for your customers.At TechShop, we understand the importance of embracing new technology, equipment and products in the automotive repair industry. That’s why we’re excited to announce the debut of our all-new “Tool Time” video podcast series, where guests from brands like Ingersoll Rand, Clore Automotive, SATA Spray Equipment and many more will sit down and join Eric Garbe and myself to discuss education and training on the latest products our industry has to offer.Join us as we embrace the future of automotive tool supply and equipment advancements together. And, be sure to subscribe to the TechShop newsletter to stay tuned!

TPMS: Are Retrofits in Your Future?

Installing a retrofit kit can be performed with the tools and equipment you already own and use on a daily basis.

Tire tread
Maximize Your Scan Tool

Are you maximizing your scan tools to their full potential? Don’t let them be just an expensive code reader.

Scan Tool
2024 Is Your Year to Be the Technician You Always Wanted to Be

As we enter 2024, strategic career planning is essential for success in the automotive repair industry.

happy new year 2024
Impact Wrench Technology

Interchangeable anvils are a feature on some new impacts.

Other Posts

Identity Crisis and the Rise of the Specialist

Is it time to move on from ‘technician’ and become ‘specialists’ in the shop?

Building a Shop Culture of Success

First, write out your plan for success. Next, be sure to train your entire team at the same time.

Build A Winning Culture By Allowing Failure

Yes, strive for victory, but great shops know that solid training moments come by learning from mistakes.

Tools in the Eye of the Beholder

We’re here to help you see all the tools, so you can invest wisely.